The soap opera that has become Charlie Sheen's life is - depending on your point of view - wildly entertaining or jaw-droppingly depressing.
For the adult film stars caught up in his various debauched dramas, however, it's been very lucrative.
Capri Anderson and Melanie Rios are two such girls, and have turned their traumas at the hands of the hedonistic father-of-five into gold.
Best friends: Charlie Sheen girls Capri Anderson (left) and Melanie Rios (right) party together at the Hard Rock Hotel in Florida on Saturday night
The canny twosome are using their infamy to line up well-paid personal appearances.
They also seem to have developed a friendship, forged no doubt, via the baptism of tiger blood
Their latest outing was at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood Florida, where they hosted a party at the Gryphon nightclub in the hotel's Seminole Paradise village.
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The girls, who appeared together with Kacey Jordan in Howard Stern's 'Charlie Sheen Porn Star Pageant' on March 3, shared a hotel room in the complex, and were keen to enjoy each other's company after commitments had been fulfilled.
You can only guess at what kind of slumber talk passed between this pair, although it's hard to imagine they have any secrets left.
During Stern's broadcast, Anderson, Rios and Jordan, who turns 23 tomorrow, spared no-one - including themselves - when it came to details.
Bosom buddies: The girls revealed intimate details during Howard Stern's 'Charlie Sheen Beauty Pageant'
Rios, who arrived in the US as a 12-year-old, talked explicitly about her sex life with the older women and Stern,57.
Then the trio battled it out to win $10,000.
The spoils went to Jordan, although Anderson bagged a TV and Rios walked away with the consolation of a digital camera.
But they're making up for it now by cashing in with their promotions, and few could they blame them.
Charlie's Angels: Melanie (left) and Capri (right) shared a hotel room after hosting a party in Hollywood, Florida on Saturday night
Anderson and Columbian-born Rios have both suffered at the hands of the TV behemoth.
Capri, 22, was present on the night of October 26 last year when Sheen, 45, trashed his room at the legendary New York Plaza Hotel, and according to various reports was either locked in a cupboard or had to hide in the bathroom while he rampaged.
Her property was damaged and Sheen was keen to offer compensation - in the sum of $20,000 to silence her.
Rios got off lightly in comparison, she was at Sheen's Beverly Hills mansion for the legendary drugs binge that landed him in hospital on January 27.
